{"id":225,"date":"2018-09-16T00:05:35","date_gmt":"2018-09-15T22:05:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/?p=225"},"modified":"2022-07-27T10:30:05","modified_gmt":"2022-07-27T08:30:05","slug":"proti-proudu-tichym-udolim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/index.php\/2018\/09\/16\/proti-proudu-tichym-udolim\/","title":{"rendered":"Proti proudu Tich\u00fdm \u00fadol\u00edm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dne\u0161n\u00edho r\u00e1na se n\u011bkter\u00fdm u n\u00e1s nevst\u00e1valo z lehka. Tu\u0161ila jsem, \u017ee to n\u011bkde mus\u00ed vybublat, tak\u017ee je vlastn\u011b jedno, co bude t\u00edm ventilem. A taky \u017ee vybublalo. Tak jsme se v klidu vybou\u0159ili jeden na druh\u00e9ho, aby bylo zase l\u00edp. Vz\u00e1jemn\u011b jsme se ujistili, \u017ee se m\u00e1me po\u0159\u00e1d r\u00e1di a mohli jsme se u\u017e soust\u0159edit na dne\u0161n\u00ed pl\u00e1ny: p\u011b\u0161kov\u00fdlet z Roztok do \u00dan\u011btic.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>S na\u0161imi dne\u0161n\u00edmi spolucestovn\u00edky jsme se domlouvali na rychlo a je\u0161t\u011b r\u00e1no t\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159ed vyjet\u00edm dola\u010fovali m\u00edsto a \u010das srazu:<\/p>\n<p><em>Oni: \u201eTak p\u0159ed vlakov\u00fdm n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00edm?\u201c<\/em><br \/><em>J\u00e1: \u201eOk, tak p\u0159ed n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00edm.\u201c<\/em><br \/><em>Oni: \u201cM\u016f\u017eou holky d\u011btsk\u00fd \u0161ampa\u0148sk\u00fd? Abychom aspo\u0148 symbolicky mohli p\u0159ip\u00edt.\u201c (Pro nemoc jsme nemohli p\u0159ed t\u00fddnem dorazit na Eli\u0161\u010dinu oslavu.)<\/em><br \/><em>J\u00e1: \u201eJo, jo, to budou nad\u0161en\u00fd. A j\u00e1 vezmu \u201adort\u2018 J \u201c (Bezlepkov\u00e9 muffiny a dortov\u00e9 sv\u00ed\u010dky J )<\/em><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_229\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-229\" style=\"width: 225px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-229 \" src=\"https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/2018-09-16-12.38.41-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/2018-09-16-12.38.41-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/2018-09-16-12.38.41-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-229\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">\u201eTat\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed, ci nop\u00fdla&#8230;\u201c<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>St\u0159ih. O hodinu a kousek pozd\u011bji, po trochu honi\u010dce, abychom stihli dojet na &#8211; na posledn\u00ed chv\u00edli o dv\u011b hodiny p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017een\u00fd \u010das, se marn\u011b hled\u00e1me p\u0159ed n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00edm. Telefonujeme si. Jsme sice v\u0161ichni na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed, to sed\u00ed. Ale zji\u0161\u0165ujeme, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd na jin\u00e9m. To u\u017e jsme si toti\u017e explicitn\u011b nenapsali a uva\u017eovali jsme ka\u017ed\u00fd trochu jinak. My v Praze na Podbab\u011b. Oni u\u017e v Roztok\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n<p>Pl\u00e1novan\u00fd vlak n\u00e1m b\u011bhem telefonick\u00e9ho dola\u010fov\u00e1n\u00ed pr\u00e1v\u011b ujel p\u0159ed nosem. A tak jsme za\u010dali n\u00e1\u0161 dne\u0161n\u00ed v\u00fdlet, jak jinak, sva\u010dinkou. Klasika. A po\u010dkali na dal\u0161\u00ed spoj. T\u00edmto u n\u00e1s dobr\u00fd start. Eli\u0161ka d\u00edky \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed na n\u00e1s potkala na roztock\u00e9m n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed svou \u0161kolkovou kamar\u00e1dku. Tak\u017ee u nich zat\u00edm taky dobr\u00fd.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e1dra\u017en\u00ed rozhlas zahl\u00e1sil bl\u00ed\u017e\u00edc\u00ed se vlak, tak u\u017e jsme to valili na n\u00e1stupi\u0161t\u011b, s Bet(y), (like a Bat woman :-))) ), hlavou dol\u016f. Jakkoliv divn\u00e9 se to zd\u00e1 kolemjdouc\u00edm, kdy\u017e posp\u00edchaj\u00edc\u00edmu chlapovi p\u0159es rameno vlaje vis\u00edc\u00ed d\u00edt\u011b, je to pro ni legrace. No\u0161en\u00ed &#8222;na netop\u00fdra&#8220; je te\u010f u n\u00e1s obl\u00edbenou discipl\u00ednou (a to je\u0161t\u011b netu\u0161\u00edm, \u017ee dal\u0161\u00edch p\u00e1r let z\u016fstane).<\/p>\n<p>Kone\u010dn\u011b vystupujeme na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed v\u00a0Roztok\u00e1ch a m\u016f\u017eeme vyrazit sm\u011br pivovar. Trasa vede pod\u00e9l \u00dan\u011btick\u00e9ho potoka. Nejdeme tudy poprv\u00e9. Tentokr\u00e1t ale rozhodn\u011b nejd\u00e9le. Kdy\u017e toti\u017e d\u011bti\u010dky za\u010dnou chodit, je\u0161t\u011b to neznamen\u00e1, \u017ee se dostanete z\u00a0bodu A do bodu B rychleji. Ale o to n\u00e1m na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed ani ne\u0161lo.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_232\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-232\" style=\"width: 476px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-232 \" src=\"https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/2018-09-16-15.08.12-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"476\" height=\"357\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/2018-09-16-15.08.12-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/2018-09-16-15.08.12-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/2018-09-16-15.08.12-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 476px) 100vw, 476px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-232\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Spo\u0159\u00e1dan\u00e9 m\u011bstsk\u00e9 d\u011bti na b\u0159ehu nevych\u00e1zej\u00ed z \u00fadivu z na\u0161ich amazonek&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Hned z\u00a0kraje cesty hol\u010di\u010dky vcucnul potok. I s\u00a0botama. Tak\u017ee dal\u0161\u00ed asi kilometr pohopk\u00e1valy po kamenit\u00e9 cest\u011b bosky. Nakonec do\u0161ly k\u00a0pozn\u00e1n\u00ed, \u017ee <strong>n\u011bkdy i ty studen\u00fd mokr\u00fd a p\u0159icucl\u00fd boty m\u016f\u017eou b\u00fdt lep\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd boty<\/strong>. V\u00a0t\u011bch potom bez \u0159e\u010d\u00ed zdolaly je\u0161t\u011b kamenit\u00fd sr\u00e1z, n\u011bkoliker\u00e9 sk\u00e1ly a s\u00a0pauzou na vyv\u011btr\u00e1n\u00ed zapa\u0159en\u00fdch prst\u016f nakonec i celou cestu dom\u016f.<\/p>\n<table style=\"width: 100%;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-233\" src=\"https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/2018-09-16-16.08.43-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/2018-09-16-16.08.43-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/2018-09-16-16.08.43-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/td>\n<td align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-234\" src=\"https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/2018-09-16-16.18.36-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/2018-09-16-16.18.36-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/2018-09-16-16.18.36-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>V z\u00e1v\u011bru stezky, u\u017e v \u00dan\u011btic\u00edch za Doln\u00edm rybn\u00edkem a slavnou \u201eslepi\u010d\u00ed zat\u00e1\u010dkou\u201c m\u00edj\u00edme vyhl\u00e1\u0161enou kol\u00e1\u010dk\u00e1rnu U Las\u00edk\u016f. Mnohokr\u00e1t u\u017e n\u00e1m byla doporu\u010dov\u00e1na. Ale ani tentokr\u00e1t jsme se tu nezastavili. Co bychom jako bezlepk\u00e1\u010di taky d\u011blali v kol\u00e1\u010dk\u00e1rn\u011b, \u017ee jo? Tolikr\u00e1t jsme si p\u0159i cest\u011b kolem \u0159\u00edkali \u201ea\u017e p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b\u201c, <strong>a\u017e<\/strong> <strong>\u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b u\u017e nebude<\/strong>. Tak tohle m\u011b dneska fakt zamrzelo. Ne ty kol\u00e1\u010de, co si ned\u00e1me. Ale <strong>\u017ee jsme to odkl\u00e1dali \u201ea\u017e na n\u011bkdy<\/strong>\u201c.<\/p>\n<p>Nevad\u00ed, d\u00e1me si n\u011bco dobr\u00e9ho na zahr\u00e1dce v pivovaru. Dopr kopr! Zase jsme zapomn\u011bli p\u0159ibalit si bezlepchleba. Tak\u017ee ano, moc jsme si toho nakonec nedali. V\u0161echna j\u00eddla z dne\u0161n\u00ed nab\u00eddky byla ze zapov\u011bzen\u00fdch surovin (krom\u011b lepku m\u00e1me navrch je\u0161t\u011b ml\u00edko), tak\u017ee n\u00e1\u0161 nejstatn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed nosi\u010d d\u011bt\u00ed si dnes posmutn\u011ble objedn\u00e1v\u00e1 hranolky a vodu. Rovnou dvojit\u00e9, proto\u017ee d\u011bti jsou jako kobylky. Je\u0161t\u011b by si mohl d\u00e1t sv\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed kachnu, ale bez om\u00e1\u010dky, bez zel\u00ed a knedl\u00edku, bez pe\u010diva, kter\u00fd si jinak nos\u00edme v\u0161ude sebou jako posledn\u00ed mo\u017enost na p\u0159\u00edlohu. No nic. Tak t\u0159eba p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>Na h\u0159i\u0161ti v pivovaru jsem vyposlechla kr\u00e1sn\u00fd dialog mezi na\u0161\u00ed nejstar\u0161\u00ed a dal\u0161\u00ed hol\u010di\u010dkou. Ob\u011b se cht\u011bly houpat na jak\u00e9msi stojanu pro kola, ale m\u00edsto bylo jen pro jednu. Na\u0161e Ka\u010d argumentovala, \u017ee tam byla prvn\u00ed. Hol\u010di\u010dka ji cht\u011bla trumfnout, \u017ee p\u0159eci star\u0161\u00ed maj\u00ed p\u0159ednost (nutno dodat, \u017ee byla o hlavu v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed):<br \/>&#8222;Hele\u010f, a kolik Ti je?&#8220;<br \/>&#8222;Mn\u011b je p\u011bt. A Tob\u011b?&#8220;<br \/>Chv\u00edli ticho. Hol\u010di\u010dka na to zara\u017een\u011b: &#8222;Hm, mn\u011b je taky p\u011bt.&#8220; Zase ml\u010den\u00ed. &#8222;Ale hlavn\u011b je dob\u0159e, \u017ee jsme na sv\u011bt\u011b, vi\u010f?&#8220; Odsouhlasily si a \u0161ly si ka\u017ed\u00e1 svou cestou. K\u00e9\u017e by to takhle um\u011bli \u0159e\u0161it i dosp\u011bl\u00e1ci.<\/p>\n<p>Taky jedeme d\u00e1l. Busem zp\u00e1tky do Prahy. A proto\u017ee jsme si dne\u0161n\u00ed v\u00fdpravu prot\u00e1hly do pozdn\u00edch ve\u010dern\u00edch hodin, vychutn\u00e1v\u00e1me si z ok\u00fdnka z\u00e1pad slunce\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Dom\u016f jsme dojeli a\u017e za tmy. Unaven\u00ed, \u0161pinav\u00ed, mok\u0159\u00ed. No asi jako obvykle. Vynd\u00e1v\u00e1m z batohu zapomenut\u00e9 poma\u010dkan\u00e9 narozeninov\u00e9 muffiny, proto\u017ee oslava narozenin se n\u00e1m u\u017e do dne\u0161n\u00edho dne n\u011bjak neve\u0161la. Eli\u0161\u010diny narozky oslav\u00edme a\u017e r\u00e1no, darovala n\u00e1m k tomu svoje bublinky i se skleni\u010dkama (nebo plasteni\u010dkama?), i kdy\u017e oslavenec (nebo obdarovanec? ) m\u011bla b\u00fdt ona. Tak na zdrav\u00ed!<br \/><strong>I tak to byl kr\u00e1sn\u00fd den, nap\u011bchovan\u00fd spoustou momentek<\/strong>, na kter\u00fd budeme vzpom\u00ednat. I kdy\u017e to tak je\u0161t\u011b r\u00e1no v\u016fbec nevypadalo!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-235 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/2018-09-16-19.12.30-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/2018-09-16-19.12.30-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/2018-09-16-19.12.30-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/2018-09-16-19.12.30-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dne\u0161n\u00edho r\u00e1na se n\u011bkter\u00fdm u n\u00e1s nevst\u00e1valo z lehka. Tu\u0161ila jsem, \u017ee to n\u011bkde mus\u00ed vybublat, tak\u017ee je vlastn\u011b jedno, co bude t\u00edm ventilem. A taky \u017ee vybublalo. Tak jsme se v klidu vybou\u0159ili jeden na druh\u00e9ho, aby bylo zase l\u00edp. Vz\u00e1jemn\u011b jsme se ujistili, \u017ee se m\u00e1me po\u0159\u00e1d r\u00e1di a mohli jsme se u\u017e [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":235,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cestujeme"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=225"}],"version-history":[{"count":30,"href":"https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":705,"href":"https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225\/revisions\/705"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jsituspravne.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}